SMPS

DPD - The worst photoshoot of your life
Fairy - No more “Just letting it soak”
Moon Cup - Forget about it
Trainline - Long-distance anxiety relief
Babybel - Play with your food
Doc Martens - The masochist’s favourite shoe

Whiskers - Feed them or they’ll feed on you
Fatboy Beanbags - For those who can’t sit straight
Heineken 0.0 - Remember the gossip
Specsavers - The art of the lense cleanse
Blue Tac - Never commit
Perrier - Burp like the French